Today marks one year since I had my hysterectomy and partial oopherectomy. The first few months had some hiccups. I've had some endometriosis flare-ups, which have been uncomfortable and have left me looking pregnant for a few days. That's the nature of endo - which will never be fully "gone" from my body.
That being said - I feel amazing! I've started running again. Today I celebrated my hysterectoversary by beating my old record and running my fastest mile to date! (I also credit a friend who suggested I get new shoes that wouldn't make me want to cry after half a mile in.)
I'm so thankful to my friends and family for listening to all my (sometimes graphic) bitching and moaning. My biggest thanks go to my husband, who was and has been so unbelievably supportive and understanding, and believe me, there were times where he certainly could have been irritated with me. There were many times I was irritated with me.
There may be times in the future where more excision surgeries are needed. 20%-30% of women with endometriosis need another excision surgery within 5 years. I'm living in the now, knowing that's a possibility and accepting it as gracefully as I can.
I learned I had big egg-sized cysts on my ovaries March 18, 2017 after running a 5k. I had them removed April 2017, which was the first time I even learned wtf endometriosis was. Since my diagnosis, I've read hundreds of stories from women suffering. All I can think of is how lucky I am.
Fittingly enough, March is endometriosis awareness month. There's not enough research on this disease that affects one in ten women worldwide. 10% of the female population has this, yet it's this big mystery to most of us unless or until we're diagnosed with it.
Infertility, chronic pain, bloating, painful bowel movements, painful intercourse, fatigue, cramping, anemia, heavy periods and body aches. Consider learning more about it. Consider donating to find a cure. Consider how this disease would affect your life or the life of a woman you love.
#1in10
Friday, March 22, 2019
Friday, June 1, 2018
Short Update
Now that the sting of the setback has cooled, I am feeling... well not necessarily okay about it, but as okay as I can be. I'm back to healing, back to "taking it easy" (right), and back to not feeling like I've been run over and dragged behind a truck.
In three months, I'll need to go back under general anesthesia to have the stitches removed. So I have that to look forward to(?). Not gonna lie, those few seconds between when they inject you with the sleepy juice and when you conk out are 👌. Obviously the rest of it is less enjoyable, but you gotta look for the good, right?
Without devaluing my own frustrations and feelings, it does help me to remember how fortunate I am when it comes to endometriosis and adenomyosis. I'm a member of several online communities for endo sufferers and there are so many young women who still have dreams of being able to conceive and carry and birth children. For them, a hysterectomy isn't yet an option and so they deal with constant pain, endless doctor visits and a roulette wheel of treatments, all of which are taxing on the mind and body.
The lack of research done on endometriosis is astonishing, considering its prevalence. Regular, run of the mill gynecologists, much like the one I originally saw, know little to nothing about the treatments available. Going to a specialist for this disease is an absolute must. Unfortunately, healthcare in this country isn't cheap, and specialists can come with a big price tag. Which makes further research and education for doctors and patients all the more important.
So that's that for now. I'm hoping the next time I post I'll be on the other side of this and it will be all rainbows and cupcakes!
Monday, May 21, 2018
Set Backs
My recovery was going so well. I even had the thought last week that finally - FINALLY - I was done with this whole shitshow of surgeries and doctors and pain.
Thursday was the 8 week post-op milestone in which the hubs and I were once again allowed to have relations. Unfortunately, things didn't go as planned and I ended up back at the doctor Friday morning where I was told there was a "defect" with my vaginal cuff (remember, they removed my cervix during the hysterectomy so everything was sown shut) and it hadn't healed properly in one place. I immediately went downstairs to their surgical center where I was squeezed into the schedule.
*Note: there is no telling what caused the "defect" for sure.
I was given general anesthesia to repair things with non-dissolving stitches that will need to be removed in 3 months. Of course, I understood this would mean more pelvic rest (no heavy lifting, intercourse, etc), but the surgeon never told me a timeline or what to expect recovery-wise.
And of course Saturday morning I slipped on the stairs and hit hard. I've no idea if this impacted the new stitches. I'm uncomfortable and feeling exhausted while I wait for my surgeon to call me and tell me wtf I'm supposed to do.
So I'm just here venting after being told I should blog this because most women don't know enough about their parts, and clearly everyone should know about the many misadventures of my personal parts.
Thursday was the 8 week post-op milestone in which the hubs and I were once again allowed to have relations. Unfortunately, things didn't go as planned and I ended up back at the doctor Friday morning where I was told there was a "defect" with my vaginal cuff (remember, they removed my cervix during the hysterectomy so everything was sown shut) and it hadn't healed properly in one place. I immediately went downstairs to their surgical center where I was squeezed into the schedule.
*Note: there is no telling what caused the "defect" for sure.
I was given general anesthesia to repair things with non-dissolving stitches that will need to be removed in 3 months. Of course, I understood this would mean more pelvic rest (no heavy lifting, intercourse, etc), but the surgeon never told me a timeline or what to expect recovery-wise.
And of course Saturday morning I slipped on the stairs and hit hard. I've no idea if this impacted the new stitches. I'm uncomfortable and feeling exhausted while I wait for my surgeon to call me and tell me wtf I'm supposed to do.
So I'm just here venting after being told I should blog this because most women don't know enough about their parts, and clearly everyone should know about the many misadventures of my personal parts.
Wednesday, April 25, 2018
Hystorecto(me)
This post will contain images that some may find graphic or gross. They are from inside of my body or of things formerly inside my body, and they're not nearly as cute as my kids. I'm including them because I think they clearly show what endometriosis is and the havoc it wreaks on women. And my case really wasn't as bad as it gets. Not even close.
Because it's been a while, I'm going to recap what I had going on in parts down under.
In April of 2017 I underwent a cystectomy to remove two cysts from each of my ovaries. What both my regular GYN and I thought to be a clear-cut case turned into a year-long battle that I could never have foreseen.
The cysts were endometriomas, or, cysts caused by endometriosis. Now I'm going to remind you what endometriosis is:
Every month a woman of reproductive age has hormones that cause endometrial cells to line the uterus in preparation of pregnancy. The lining of cells is what the egg embeds in after fertilization. When pregnancy does not occur, the cells detach and the woman gets her period. In endometriosis, for one reason or another, the endometrial cells have been introduced elsewhere in the body, usually around other organs in the pelvis.
Because of the nature of the cells, hormone stimulation causes them to line whatever area they can reach. This means normally free-floating organs like the ovaries could be attached to the pelvic wall, or intestines could be surrounded and formed together. Sometimes the cells can be found attached to the diaphragm, lungs, even the brain. But almost all cases are focused on the pelvis and surrounding organs.
Symptoms of endometriosis vary. Some women have really heavy and painful periods. Others have constipation, cramping, pain during intercourse, or just overall discomfort.
So now's a good time to bring up that I'd been experiencing some of those very same symptoms for years. For so long that I can't recall when they actually started. I mentioned them once or twice during my annual woman's check up but never pushed for an answer. I chalked it up to all manner of different things, and - maybe because it is such a very personal matter - didn't make too much of a fuss about it.
After my cystectomy, my pain grew worse. What had once been a minor annoyance was now a daily struggle with pain and discomfort. It impacted my life and what I did and how I did it and how much I could do. I found an endometriosis specialist in Rockville and in June had my second laparoscopy. He found some pretty tell-tale signs of endo. My right ovary, ureter and uterus were all "plastered" to my pelvic wall. This is caused by the adhering and then subsequent shedding of endometrial lining.
He separated them and put everything back to rights. He also sent tissue samples to the lab for testing.
Here's the frustrating part - when the results returned there were NO traces of endometriosis. However, because my surgeon had been in there and SEEN the signs, he still diagnosed me, but said he was confident he'd removed it all. Unfortunately, after what is called "excision surgery" there is still a high chance of recurrence.
I'm not sure that's the right word for me, however, as the pain really never went away. It was less debilitating but still pretty constant.
In July I called the surgeon enough times that he ended up giving me his personal cell phone number (his office sucks at getting messages to him in any sort of timely manner). He finally recommends that I get an MRI of my abdomen which could potentially rule out something called adenomyosis, which is endometriosis of the uterine wall. If this isn't the case, the next step is physical therapy for pelvic floor dysfunction.
I get the MRI done the beginning of August. If the thickness of my uterine lining was below 8mm, it's normal. Above 12mm, it's adenomyosis. Mine was 10mm. 😑
I find THE ONLY pelvic floor physical therapist in the town and go to her weekly from the end of August to the beginning of December. Literally no change, but I'm so DONE at this point that I take a break from trying to figure this shit out because I'm just beyond exhausted.
January, I decide to get a colonoscopy because - hey - maybe this is all related to my GI issues instead. Seems unlikely but why not? I did that the end of January and let me just say, not a fan. They find nothing to explain the problems (although they did find something else which, let's just say it's a good thing I didn't wait till I was 50 to get my first one).
I'm frustrated and beginning to feel like this is just going to be my life now. I try to start running in early February and something about that triggered another... idk. Maybe a partial cyst rupture? There were tears.
I am forced to promise to see my surgeon again, and he recommends a hysterectomy, removing my uterus and cervix and leaving my ovaries since I'm 33 and don't wanna do the whole menopause thing just yet and at this point I'm like WHATEVER you gotta do, dude. Seriously. If he'd told me he had to remove my feet to make this all stop I would have been on board.
So the surgery takes place toward the end of March. Prior to this, he has to get a tissue sample of my uterine lining just so he doesn't go in and SURPRISE, cancer or whatever. This is where we learn that my cervix has been completely covered with scar tissue for... who knows how long? I'm certain it wasn't like that in September of 2011 because I had my last baby then but honestly it could have been like that ever since. He has to push through it to get the sample. 0/10 would not recommend.
The day of the surgery arrives and I'm scared to be too optimistic about things. There's also a slight emotional component of "this is what carried my babies safely" and "I'll never commiserate with my girls about periods" but also an excitement of never having to use tampons or pads again. Oh and, you know, the potential of no longer being in pain 24/7.
Doc tells the hubs it'll be an easy surgery - in and out in an hour and a half, tops.
Then he gets his scope in there and is like, oh.
I will just describe what he saw up here, and add the pictures for the curious below.
1. No endometriosis on my liver - YAY!
2. Uhm... holy crap, there is a HUGE cyst in the right ovary. No really, it's as big as the uterus.
3. The uterus is about twice as big as it should be.
4. Endometriosis lesions all over the pelvis.
5. This time the left ovary is attached to the pelvic wall.
He removes the uterus and the right ovary because of the holy wow cyst, takes the cervix and excises the endo lesions. He puts everything else back to rights. 3 hours later, the hubs learns I'm alive and well. I go home, sleep, sleep some more, and do a little more sleeping.
And now I feel phenomenal. I'm 5 weeks out and I got permission to begin running again two weeks ago - and I have! It's not pretty, but it's happening. I feel like I've gotten my life back!
Listen to your gut, guys. Advocate for yourself. And keep pushing. Don't give up.
Okay. Pictures are below.
Because of the nature of the cells, hormone stimulation causes them to line whatever area they can reach. This means normally free-floating organs like the ovaries could be attached to the pelvic wall, or intestines could be surrounded and formed together. Sometimes the cells can be found attached to the diaphragm, lungs, even the brain. But almost all cases are focused on the pelvis and surrounding organs.
Symptoms of endometriosis vary. Some women have really heavy and painful periods. Others have constipation, cramping, pain during intercourse, or just overall discomfort.
So now's a good time to bring up that I'd been experiencing some of those very same symptoms for years. For so long that I can't recall when they actually started. I mentioned them once or twice during my annual woman's check up but never pushed for an answer. I chalked it up to all manner of different things, and - maybe because it is such a very personal matter - didn't make too much of a fuss about it.
After my cystectomy, my pain grew worse. What had once been a minor annoyance was now a daily struggle with pain and discomfort. It impacted my life and what I did and how I did it and how much I could do. I found an endometriosis specialist in Rockville and in June had my second laparoscopy. He found some pretty tell-tale signs of endo. My right ovary, ureter and uterus were all "plastered" to my pelvic wall. This is caused by the adhering and then subsequent shedding of endometrial lining.
He separated them and put everything back to rights. He also sent tissue samples to the lab for testing.
Here's the frustrating part - when the results returned there were NO traces of endometriosis. However, because my surgeon had been in there and SEEN the signs, he still diagnosed me, but said he was confident he'd removed it all. Unfortunately, after what is called "excision surgery" there is still a high chance of recurrence.
I'm not sure that's the right word for me, however, as the pain really never went away. It was less debilitating but still pretty constant.
In July I called the surgeon enough times that he ended up giving me his personal cell phone number (his office sucks at getting messages to him in any sort of timely manner). He finally recommends that I get an MRI of my abdomen which could potentially rule out something called adenomyosis, which is endometriosis of the uterine wall. If this isn't the case, the next step is physical therapy for pelvic floor dysfunction.
I get the MRI done the beginning of August. If the thickness of my uterine lining was below 8mm, it's normal. Above 12mm, it's adenomyosis. Mine was 10mm. 😑
I find THE ONLY pelvic floor physical therapist in the town and go to her weekly from the end of August to the beginning of December. Literally no change, but I'm so DONE at this point that I take a break from trying to figure this shit out because I'm just beyond exhausted.
January, I decide to get a colonoscopy because - hey - maybe this is all related to my GI issues instead. Seems unlikely but why not? I did that the end of January and let me just say, not a fan. They find nothing to explain the problems (although they did find something else which, let's just say it's a good thing I didn't wait till I was 50 to get my first one).
I'm frustrated and beginning to feel like this is just going to be my life now. I try to start running in early February and something about that triggered another... idk. Maybe a partial cyst rupture? There were tears.
I am forced to promise to see my surgeon again, and he recommends a hysterectomy, removing my uterus and cervix and leaving my ovaries since I'm 33 and don't wanna do the whole menopause thing just yet and at this point I'm like WHATEVER you gotta do, dude. Seriously. If he'd told me he had to remove my feet to make this all stop I would have been on board.
So the surgery takes place toward the end of March. Prior to this, he has to get a tissue sample of my uterine lining just so he doesn't go in and SURPRISE, cancer or whatever. This is where we learn that my cervix has been completely covered with scar tissue for... who knows how long? I'm certain it wasn't like that in September of 2011 because I had my last baby then but honestly it could have been like that ever since. He has to push through it to get the sample. 0/10 would not recommend.
The day of the surgery arrives and I'm scared to be too optimistic about things. There's also a slight emotional component of "this is what carried my babies safely" and "I'll never commiserate with my girls about periods" but also an excitement of never having to use tampons or pads again. Oh and, you know, the potential of no longer being in pain 24/7.
Doc tells the hubs it'll be an easy surgery - in and out in an hour and a half, tops.
Then he gets his scope in there and is like, oh.
I will just describe what he saw up here, and add the pictures for the curious below.
1. No endometriosis on my liver - YAY!
2. Uhm... holy crap, there is a HUGE cyst in the right ovary. No really, it's as big as the uterus.
3. The uterus is about twice as big as it should be.
4. Endometriosis lesions all over the pelvis.
5. This time the left ovary is attached to the pelvic wall.
He removes the uterus and the right ovary because of the holy wow cyst, takes the cervix and excises the endo lesions. He puts everything else back to rights. 3 hours later, the hubs learns I'm alive and well. I go home, sleep, sleep some more, and do a little more sleeping.
And now I feel phenomenal. I'm 5 weeks out and I got permission to begin running again two weeks ago - and I have! It's not pretty, but it's happening. I feel like I've gotten my life back!
Listen to your gut, guys. Advocate for yourself. And keep pushing. Don't give up.
Okay. Pictures are below.
Thursday, May 25, 2017
Endo(and)me-triosis
It's hard to know where to start in this. Do I begin at the diagnosis? At the first sign of symptoms that I ignored for years? Or when the symptoms reached a point where I couldn't ignore them any longer?
First I'll explain what endometriosis is, as I had only a vague idea before being diagnosed.
If you google endometriosis, you'll find the description as "a disorder in which the tissue that usually lines the uterus grows outside the uterus." But what does that actually mean?
Every month a woman of reproductive age has hormones that cause endometrial cells to line the uterus in preparation of pregnancy. The lining of cells is what the egg embeds in after fertilization. When pregnancy does not occur, the cells detach and the woman gets her period. In endometriosis, for one reason or another, the endometrial cells have been introduced elsewhere in the body, usually around other organs in the pelvis.
Because of the nature of the cells, hormone stimulation causes them to line whatever area they can reach. This means normally free-floating organs like the ovaries could be attached to the pelvic wall, or intestines could be surrounded and formed together. Sometimes the cells can be found attached to the diaphragm, lungs, even the brain. But almost all cases are focused on the pelvis and surrounding organs.
Symptoms of endometriosis vary. Some women have really heavy and painful periods. Others have constipation, cramping, pain during intercourse, or just overall discomfort.
My symptoms began years ago, but I ignored them. I was diagnosed with IBS as a teen and most of the symptoms I had were easily explained by that. Until the 5K.
March 18 I started the Lucky Leprechaun 5K. I hadn't run more than two miles in a while, but I was confident I'd be fine. About halfway into the second mile, I started experiencing pain/pressure in my stomach. I chalked it up to needing to go to the bathroom and pushed through. I finished with a terrible time and tried to go to the bathroom with no luck. I drove home, had to take a mid-term on campus, and after another several hours of this horrible pain/pressure, I broke down and went to the ER.
6 hours later I was diagnosed with two cysts on my right ovary, one of which was roughly the size of a chicken egg, and the other about half that size. Best guess was that running caused them to temporarily twist and that caused the pain. I had the cysts removed on April 7th, and from that we learned they were endometriomas, caused by endometriosis.
We won't know the full extent of my diagnosis until I have another laproscopic surgery on June 14. At that point, the specialist will categorize what stage I am at, try to remove the majority of the scarring and endo tissue, heal the lesions caused by the detaching of the endo cells, and remove my fallopian tubes.
In the meantime, I'm uncomfortable. I have some days where I'm totally fine, and others where I can barely think straight. I am literally counting down the days until my next surgery and hoping that this will be the fix I need.
And now for a little fact: 1 in 3 women have endometriosis. And over 40% of them never know. I was diagnosed only because the bouncing of my running caused two organs that had formed together to break apart. It's only in hindsight that I realize I'd been having symptoms for so long and that maybe that could have been avoided. Don't ignore pain because it's embarrassing.
Advocate for yourself. My regular GYN only had 3 options of treatment for me and only one of them didn't result in me going into menopause at 32 years old. I refused to accept that and found a specialist who is dedicated to treating this surgically and with the hope of stopping any further instances.
The more I've learned about endometriosis the more I realize how very lucky I am. This disease causes infertility, and yet I was able to easily conceive and carry two healthy babies to term. I am on message boards with women world-wide that have been diagnosed and the biggest thing that stands out to me is that I'm the exception and not the rule. Most of these women will never be able to conceive naturally, if at all. Yes, having endometriosis sucks, but I acknowledge that it could suck so so much worse.
First I'll explain what endometriosis is, as I had only a vague idea before being diagnosed.
If you google endometriosis, you'll find the description as "a disorder in which the tissue that usually lines the uterus grows outside the uterus." But what does that actually mean?
Every month a woman of reproductive age has hormones that cause endometrial cells to line the uterus in preparation of pregnancy. The lining of cells is what the egg embeds in after fertilization. When pregnancy does not occur, the cells detach and the woman gets her period. In endometriosis, for one reason or another, the endometrial cells have been introduced elsewhere in the body, usually around other organs in the pelvis.
Because of the nature of the cells, hormone stimulation causes them to line whatever area they can reach. This means normally free-floating organs like the ovaries could be attached to the pelvic wall, or intestines could be surrounded and formed together. Sometimes the cells can be found attached to the diaphragm, lungs, even the brain. But almost all cases are focused on the pelvis and surrounding organs.
Symptoms of endometriosis vary. Some women have really heavy and painful periods. Others have constipation, cramping, pain during intercourse, or just overall discomfort.
My symptoms began years ago, but I ignored them. I was diagnosed with IBS as a teen and most of the symptoms I had were easily explained by that. Until the 5K.
March 18 I started the Lucky Leprechaun 5K. I hadn't run more than two miles in a while, but I was confident I'd be fine. About halfway into the second mile, I started experiencing pain/pressure in my stomach. I chalked it up to needing to go to the bathroom and pushed through. I finished with a terrible time and tried to go to the bathroom with no luck. I drove home, had to take a mid-term on campus, and after another several hours of this horrible pain/pressure, I broke down and went to the ER.
6 hours later I was diagnosed with two cysts on my right ovary, one of which was roughly the size of a chicken egg, and the other about half that size. Best guess was that running caused them to temporarily twist and that caused the pain. I had the cysts removed on April 7th, and from that we learned they were endometriomas, caused by endometriosis.
We won't know the full extent of my diagnosis until I have another laproscopic surgery on June 14. At that point, the specialist will categorize what stage I am at, try to remove the majority of the scarring and endo tissue, heal the lesions caused by the detaching of the endo cells, and remove my fallopian tubes.
In the meantime, I'm uncomfortable. I have some days where I'm totally fine, and others where I can barely think straight. I am literally counting down the days until my next surgery and hoping that this will be the fix I need.
And now for a little fact: 1 in 3 women have endometriosis. And over 40% of them never know. I was diagnosed only because the bouncing of my running caused two organs that had formed together to break apart. It's only in hindsight that I realize I'd been having symptoms for so long and that maybe that could have been avoided. Don't ignore pain because it's embarrassing.
Advocate for yourself. My regular GYN only had 3 options of treatment for me and only one of them didn't result in me going into menopause at 32 years old. I refused to accept that and found a specialist who is dedicated to treating this surgically and with the hope of stopping any further instances.
The more I've learned about endometriosis the more I realize how very lucky I am. This disease causes infertility, and yet I was able to easily conceive and carry two healthy babies to term. I am on message boards with women world-wide that have been diagnosed and the biggest thing that stands out to me is that I'm the exception and not the rule. Most of these women will never be able to conceive naturally, if at all. Yes, having endometriosis sucks, but I acknowledge that it could suck so so much worse.
Sunday, January 22, 2017
The Cry
Yesterday, my sisters and I drove to Washington, DC to march with 500,000 of our fellow nasty women, bad hombres, and people who believe in the power of unity, see the good in diversity, and are just plain fed up with having the rights of the many ignored for the benefit of the few.
This was my very first rally/march/protest experience. I'll admit, I was nervous going into it. I didn't know what to expect. Would it be too crowded? Would there be fights? People shouting insults? Violence?
Getting to our reserved parking space in DC by the Verizon Center in China Town - a mere 3/4 mile from the National Mall - was bananas. Being native to the area, we had opted to drive based on prior experiences with the DC Metro System. While we were right to have done so (lines at the closest station to our houses were three hours long), by all accounts the DC Metro workers handled the crowds with kindness and understanding and were as efficient as they could be, given the circumstances.
We got to our parking space at about 9 AM and went to a nearby Corner Bakery for breakfast. Being so close to the march and with roads already closed to traffic, that poor restaurant had already been put through its paces! Even with the pandemonium of long lines, long wait times, low toilet paper and low available seating, I could tell right away that the general feel of the day was going to be solidarity.
Women of varying ages and backgrounds exchanged stories of travel and tales of how they got there. I was shocked to learn how many had come from so far away just to march. North Carolina, Texas, Michigan. The lady from North Carolina had gotten on a bus at 3 AM that morning to get there in time. Their drive and dedication impressed me. There were marches in or nearby almost every city in the country, but these women had come here, to the heart of DC. Like me, I think they wanted their cries to be heard by Congress and the White House directly.
When we finished eating, we headed out toward the Mall.
Immediately we were greeted by thousands of people with signs scrawled with messages of importance. Not all signs covered the same topic. Women's Rights was just one of the many issues this march was about. Black Lives Matter. Pro-Choice. Health Care. LGBT Rights. Planned Parenthood. Diversity = Unity. End Misogyny. Protect the Environment.
The crowd was much too thick to get to the stage where celebrities such as Alicia Keys, Madonna, Ashley Judd, Gloria Steinhem and America Ferrera spoke. After one attempt to move closer, as a group, we opted to roam the Mall. There were so many important messages to see. Like these Buddhist men and women who, after silently walking through masses of people, sat and meditated on the grass of the Mall.
We saw signs from women describing ways they'd been discriminated against throughout the years. One I remember in particular stated she was fired from her job in the eighties because she'd refused to sleep with her boss.
Occasionally a loud cry would ring out and, like a wave, would grow closer and closer to us and we'd find ourselves, too, shouting out loud. Presumably, it would begin with what someone on the stage had said. Though none of us could hear from where we stood, the sentiment was felt and expressed. We were here and we would make our voices heard. The sound would echo throughout the city, ringing off the walls of these great, historical buildings seeped with tales of all the protests and marches and rallies that had come before this one. It was awe-inspiring, energizing and comforting.
Much like those mighty cries, an emotion would wash over me in waves, leaving me momentarily breathless and bringing tears to my eyes. It wasn't sadness, it wasn't anger, it wasn't pain. It was relief.
For the first time since November 9th, 2016, I didn't feel so alone. For the first time since November 9th, 2016, I didn't feel so hopeless. For the first time since November 9th, 2016, I believed that we could do something; that we could fight for the things they were trying to take from us; that our voices would be heard.
Among all the heartfelt, ooey-gooey sappiness, we found humor. Hand-knit uterus hats, a man dancing as a unicorn, hilarious signs, and some genius people who taped "Russian Voting Booth" on several of the porta-potties. This wasn't angry women whining about oppression. It wasn't "down with the man!" or "fight the power!" It was men and women showing one another, telling one another that they weren't alone. That we were awake, we were watching, we were listening, and we were going to be okay.
Don't booby trap my uterus.
Queef on him.
Eat pussy, don't grab it.
All that twitters is not gold.
We got lunch, being savvy locals(ish), we ate at the cafe of a less popular museum not on the mall. Even in there, Our numbers were strong. I've never been so happy to be in long lines as I was yesterday, and that's a fact. The longer the bathroom lines, the more people were there to make our presence known.
Walking back out onto the streets, we were again overtaken with awe. The numbers had nearly doubled.
I have never seen this many people in one place in my entire life. I knew then that we were making history.
Again, I feel I need to emphasize that every single person was happy. The feeling of the crowd was positive. There was no impatience, no urgency, no frustration. We were all pleased to be there; all happy to still live in a country that this was legal. Yes, it was crowded as hell. No, I couldn't move if I wanted to. And it was wonderful!
The march started and we joined up, quickly being swept up in the masses.
I am one. We are many.
When we reached the Washington Monument, we decided to separate from the group - a process that ended up taking well over 30 minutes to move about 20 yards. Again, it was amazing. I would happily extract myself from that same crowd a thousand times over if it meant drawing attention to all the reasons we were there again.
At the base of the monument, I got my first clear look at the full extent of the march.
You can see the White House between two groups of trees here toward the center.
Just look at all the crazy, glorious, strong people!
In the end, we made over 18,000 steps, walked 7 miles, climbed 20 flights of stairs and brought hope back to hundreds of thousands of Americans.
If you're feeling like I was, hopeless and alone, try to imagine the cry. I know if I need it, it will carry me through darker times than we're facing now. We will be heard. We won't be silent any longer.
Thursday, November 10, 2016
Why
Two days ago, my faith in humanity was shaken to the core. The entire time Trump was running for president all I could think was, "There is no way anyone is gonna elect this asshole." I think a lot of us thought this. So much so that I really never even considered the possibility that people would. And when people did... I have no words to describe the emotion I felt at that moment. When I woke up and logged onto facebook, my entire feed was filled with worry, sadness, anger, shock... and gloating. So much tactless, rude, unbelievably prejudiced gloating.
After I unfriended a person or two, I lashed out with something along the lines of "If this is what America wants then we deserve the bad shit that's gonna happen." Not my finest moment and not, exactly, what I was really going for. But in that moment I felt so betrayed by my fellow Americans and so disgusted at the lack of empathy they seemed to have for one another.
I feel the need to explain myself. First off, let me say that I don't hate all people who voted Trump. There were two people running who both had a long list of negatives and a short list of positives. As most elections go, one represented one side of a lot of core issues and one represented the other. Naturally those with more conservative values are going to choose the side that fits with those values. Unfortunately for America, Trump most closely represented that. So again, I don't hate. But... Trump also represents a side of America that should not exist. Whether intentionally or not, he has given voice to the bigots of the country.
The racists who were once too cowardly to publicly act are now emboldened by the President-elect's words that he will build a wall and deport and watch people based on the color of their skin or the religion they follow. The idea that this group of people are now brave enough to display their true feelings of hate has my stomach churning. It's not that I'm anti-Trump (although, in all honesty, he is not even a little bit what I want for a leader), it's that I'm anti-hate. One might even say that I hate hate. Hate divides and by now Americans should know better: Together we are strong.
Already I've heard of derogatory comments being said to non-white people. Violence and harassment against minorities has increased. The confederate flag (another example of something that has been taken and used for bigots as a way to display their hatred) has made a resurgence among teenagers - kids too young and stupid to really understand what it is they're saying, only thinking it "funny" or appropriate based off how they were raised. Reports of random strangers trying to remove hijabs from Muslim women, people being beaten for no reason other than they look or speak differently.
The violence goes both ways. A white man in NYC was beaten for voting for Trump by two black men. It's no excuse, but I do think the motive of that beating was fear. Spurred by the hate and vitriol spewed by Trump and his supporters, I can only imagine the worry and fear felt by minorities.
As a woman and the mother of two young girls, I can say that the comments Trump has made about women has me fearful that sexism will also grow stronger and more prevalent. That rape and sexual harassment will become an even bigger problem than it already is.
I hope that I'm wrong. I hope my fears will go unrealized and that, just maybe, the Trump administration will surprise me. I won't say things like "he's not my president," because that's the same crap people pulled with Obama and it pissed me off. He is my president (or will be). The country chose him and I must come to terms with it and continue to do my part in society. I'll tolerate the changes in policy and grin and bear whatever other alterations he makes to our country - hoping all the while that they're temporary. But I will never tolerate hate.
And now here are some cute animals.
After I unfriended a person or two, I lashed out with something along the lines of "If this is what America wants then we deserve the bad shit that's gonna happen." Not my finest moment and not, exactly, what I was really going for. But in that moment I felt so betrayed by my fellow Americans and so disgusted at the lack of empathy they seemed to have for one another.
I feel the need to explain myself. First off, let me say that I don't hate all people who voted Trump. There were two people running who both had a long list of negatives and a short list of positives. As most elections go, one represented one side of a lot of core issues and one represented the other. Naturally those with more conservative values are going to choose the side that fits with those values. Unfortunately for America, Trump most closely represented that. So again, I don't hate. But... Trump also represents a side of America that should not exist. Whether intentionally or not, he has given voice to the bigots of the country.
The racists who were once too cowardly to publicly act are now emboldened by the President-elect's words that he will build a wall and deport and watch people based on the color of their skin or the religion they follow. The idea that this group of people are now brave enough to display their true feelings of hate has my stomach churning. It's not that I'm anti-Trump (although, in all honesty, he is not even a little bit what I want for a leader), it's that I'm anti-hate. One might even say that I hate hate. Hate divides and by now Americans should know better: Together we are strong.
Already I've heard of derogatory comments being said to non-white people. Violence and harassment against minorities has increased. The confederate flag (another example of something that has been taken and used for bigots as a way to display their hatred) has made a resurgence among teenagers - kids too young and stupid to really understand what it is they're saying, only thinking it "funny" or appropriate based off how they were raised. Reports of random strangers trying to remove hijabs from Muslim women, people being beaten for no reason other than they look or speak differently.
The violence goes both ways. A white man in NYC was beaten for voting for Trump by two black men. It's no excuse, but I do think the motive of that beating was fear. Spurred by the hate and vitriol spewed by Trump and his supporters, I can only imagine the worry and fear felt by minorities.
As a woman and the mother of two young girls, I can say that the comments Trump has made about women has me fearful that sexism will also grow stronger and more prevalent. That rape and sexual harassment will become an even bigger problem than it already is.
I hope that I'm wrong. I hope my fears will go unrealized and that, just maybe, the Trump administration will surprise me. I won't say things like "he's not my president," because that's the same crap people pulled with Obama and it pissed me off. He is my president (or will be). The country chose him and I must come to terms with it and continue to do my part in society. I'll tolerate the changes in policy and grin and bear whatever other alterations he makes to our country - hoping all the while that they're temporary. But I will never tolerate hate.
And now here are some cute animals.
Tuesday, November 8, 2016
Big Deal
For the first time ever a woman has a chance at becoming the president of the United States. This is a big deal. Not even a century ago women weren't allowed to vote for who would become president of this country. Their opinions were not worthy enough; their lives not important enough; their judgment not keen enough.
I get it... emails and national security. I get it. I get it and I don't get a flying fuck about it. It takes not one iota of magnitude from the degree of BIG DEAL this is for me; for women.
Did you miss the first part? For the first time ever a woman has a chance at becoming the president of the United States. All the arguments against her may be valid, but fuck you for implying this is not a big fucking deal for women in this country.
For every woman who has ever been sexually assaulted or harassed. For every woman who has ever been told she wasn't good enough. For every woman who has ever felt inadequate. For every woman who has been beaten, put down, or made to feel ashamed. For every woman. Win or lose. This is a BIG DEAL.
I found this comment on a Facebook post and wanted to share because it is exactly what I'm getting at here!
"I hovered my finger over the button just for a minute, and let it sink in that I actually was going to get to vote for the first woman president....and I lived to see the day. When I was told in the 70's that the secretarial pool was the highest job any woman would ever have in the Fortune 100 company I was employed by, I pretty much thought it would take a thousand years. And look how things have gotten so much better in this country since then, for so many people who were second-class citizens in my youth."
See? It's a BFD, you guys!
I get it... emails and national security. I get it. I get it and I don't get a flying fuck about it. It takes not one iota of magnitude from the degree of BIG DEAL this is for me; for women.
Did you miss the first part? For the first time ever a woman has a chance at becoming the president of the United States. All the arguments against her may be valid, but fuck you for implying this is not a big fucking deal for women in this country.
For every woman who has ever been sexually assaulted or harassed. For every woman who has ever been told she wasn't good enough. For every woman who has ever felt inadequate. For every woman who has been beaten, put down, or made to feel ashamed. For every woman. Win or lose. This is a BIG DEAL.
I found this comment on a Facebook post and wanted to share because it is exactly what I'm getting at here!
"I hovered my finger over the button just for a minute, and let it sink in that I actually was going to get to vote for the first woman president....and I lived to see the day. When I was told in the 70's that the secretarial pool was the highest job any woman would ever have in the Fortune 100 company I was employed by, I pretty much thought it would take a thousand years. And look how things have gotten so much better in this country since then, for so many people who were second-class citizens in my youth."
See? It's a BFD, you guys!
Wednesday, September 7, 2016
Last Child School Woes
My youngest, E, started Kindergarten two weeks ago. After week one, my first day jitters and worries had passed. E's birthday is September 1st so in our state she was born on the cut-off date to start school. Had she been born twelve hours later, we would likely have had to wait another year to start elementary school. She will always be the youngest in her class. Because of this, I was worried. So last year we bumped her up to five-day-a-week preschool and she was blossoming. Even with the confirmation that she was academically ready and seemed well-adjusted, I was super nervous about her starting and the news that she'd been doing great that first week was welcome.
The next Monday, just as I was drawing in a great breath of relief, I received a call from the school.
E had been crying a lot. She seemed inconsolable; crying that she missed me, missed her sister, was bored. They'd pulled her from class and had her in one of their intervention rooms because she just wouldn't calm down. She was holding a stuffy but really sad.
Have you ever had that feeling where it's almost like your feet are swept out from under you? Your legs go numb and your heart sinks low into your stomach. Momma Bear inside was roaring and clawing to get out - to go comfort my baby girl, to hug her to me and tell her she never, ever has to leave me again. I was a mess after that call (and, lucky me, got to go sit through 2 1/2 hours of biology lecture).
After school that day, E seemed happy when she got off the bus, much to my relief. Her teacher called me and we spoke about it some more. E can be a bit emotional when she's tired or hungry so I chalked it up to not having gotten enough sleep that weekend due to her pre-birthday excitement. We talked about ways to calm her and incentives to not have a meltdown in the first place. One of those was that E would get to call me at the end of the day, just before dismissal, if she had a meltdown-free day.
Tuesday, I didn't get a call. Wednesday, still nothing. Thursday was her birthday so I brought her lunch - Panera - and hung out with her there and at recess. Her teacher says E was crying this morning as soon as she came in the classroom. She calmed down quickly, which is good, but the idea of my little girl, on her fifth birthday, a belly full of cupcake-shaped pancakes. getting on the bus and bursting into tears makes me die a little inside. Thank goodness A rides the bus with her and E wasn't alone or I may have just pulled her out of school on the spot.
Friday morning I decided to drive her into school and walk her to her class. Which was a big mistake. We both cried that morning; E when we got to her classroom, and me when I got to my car. However, E had a great day! She called me just before school let out and told me about a new friend she'd made at recess and my heart brightened with joy. Had we finally gotten over the hurdle?
Monday was Labor Day so we had a long weekend. Monday night, she starts crying again. School is boring. She's scared (she isn't really - she just throws out any reason she thinks might work). She misses me. I'd made her and myself little bracelets to wear that she could kiss whenever she missed me and I would kiss mine when I missed her (I actually think I may kiss mine more that her during the day). We decided she would tell her teacher a joke every morning - a different one that we pick out the night before and practice.
Tuesday was a great day! No meltdowns, her teacher informed me in a note she sent home with E that was proudly given to me the moment she got off the bus.
But then Wednesday... today. She had a small meltdown, which I'm not sad about really. It happens. She's 5. But we started reading The Kissing Hand. If you've never read that book - whew! I suggest you go through it once BEFORE reading it to your children. I got choked up halfway into it.
Then the tears started - on her end this time. "I just want to stay with you." "I miss you too much." "I like you a whole lot and don't ever want to leave you." "I just want it how it was."
When your child says these things while bawling her sweet little face off, your heart breaks and crumbles. I forgot all about how she refused to taste the dinner she asked for and called it "yucky" the minute I set it in front of her. As much as I want to hold her to me and kiss her and tell her she doesn't need school and we can just live together forever, I know this isn't the best for her. I tried distracting her after a bit of reassuring that even though she is going to school, we will still get fun days together, knowing that in a way she's right. It won't ever be the way it was before kindergarten started. There won't be endless Mommy and E days where she accompanies me on a few errands before I give in and get us froyo at Costco.
And GOD. I'm aching at that realization. So I read her another book - Peppa Pig this time - around a lump in my throat while I hastily wipe my tears from my eyes so she doesn't see that I'm also so super sad. I kiss her goodnight and tuck her in tightly, making sure she knows that even though she misses me, she will learn to love school and all that it entails. Even though selfishly I just want her to stay with me.
I miss her too much.
I like her a whole lot and never want her to leave me.
I just want it how it was.
The next Monday, just as I was drawing in a great breath of relief, I received a call from the school.
E had been crying a lot. She seemed inconsolable; crying that she missed me, missed her sister, was bored. They'd pulled her from class and had her in one of their intervention rooms because she just wouldn't calm down. She was holding a stuffy but really sad.
Have you ever had that feeling where it's almost like your feet are swept out from under you? Your legs go numb and your heart sinks low into your stomach. Momma Bear inside was roaring and clawing to get out - to go comfort my baby girl, to hug her to me and tell her she never, ever has to leave me again. I was a mess after that call (and, lucky me, got to go sit through 2 1/2 hours of biology lecture).
After school that day, E seemed happy when she got off the bus, much to my relief. Her teacher called me and we spoke about it some more. E can be a bit emotional when she's tired or hungry so I chalked it up to not having gotten enough sleep that weekend due to her pre-birthday excitement. We talked about ways to calm her and incentives to not have a meltdown in the first place. One of those was that E would get to call me at the end of the day, just before dismissal, if she had a meltdown-free day.
Tuesday, I didn't get a call. Wednesday, still nothing. Thursday was her birthday so I brought her lunch - Panera - and hung out with her there and at recess. Her teacher says E was crying this morning as soon as she came in the classroom. She calmed down quickly, which is good, but the idea of my little girl, on her fifth birthday, a belly full of cupcake-shaped pancakes. getting on the bus and bursting into tears makes me die a little inside. Thank goodness A rides the bus with her and E wasn't alone or I may have just pulled her out of school on the spot.
Friday morning I decided to drive her into school and walk her to her class. Which was a big mistake. We both cried that morning; E when we got to her classroom, and me when I got to my car. However, E had a great day! She called me just before school let out and told me about a new friend she'd made at recess and my heart brightened with joy. Had we finally gotten over the hurdle?
Monday was Labor Day so we had a long weekend. Monday night, she starts crying again. School is boring. She's scared (she isn't really - she just throws out any reason she thinks might work). She misses me. I'd made her and myself little bracelets to wear that she could kiss whenever she missed me and I would kiss mine when I missed her (I actually think I may kiss mine more that her during the day). We decided she would tell her teacher a joke every morning - a different one that we pick out the night before and practice.
Tuesday was a great day! No meltdowns, her teacher informed me in a note she sent home with E that was proudly given to me the moment she got off the bus.
But then Wednesday... today. She had a small meltdown, which I'm not sad about really. It happens. She's 5. But we started reading The Kissing Hand. If you've never read that book - whew! I suggest you go through it once BEFORE reading it to your children. I got choked up halfway into it.
Then the tears started - on her end this time. "I just want to stay with you." "I miss you too much." "I like you a whole lot and don't ever want to leave you." "I just want it how it was."
When your child says these things while bawling her sweet little face off, your heart breaks and crumbles. I forgot all about how she refused to taste the dinner she asked for and called it "yucky" the minute I set it in front of her. As much as I want to hold her to me and kiss her and tell her she doesn't need school and we can just live together forever, I know this isn't the best for her. I tried distracting her after a bit of reassuring that even though she is going to school, we will still get fun days together, knowing that in a way she's right. It won't ever be the way it was before kindergarten started. There won't be endless Mommy and E days where she accompanies me on a few errands before I give in and get us froyo at Costco.
And GOD. I'm aching at that realization. So I read her another book - Peppa Pig this time - around a lump in my throat while I hastily wipe my tears from my eyes so she doesn't see that I'm also so super sad. I kiss her goodnight and tuck her in tightly, making sure she knows that even though she misses me, she will learn to love school and all that it entails. Even though selfishly I just want her to stay with me.
I miss her too much.
I like her a whole lot and never want her to leave me.
I just want it how it was.
Tuesday, May 12, 2015
The Lego Movie Birthday Party
This year A has gotten VERY into Legos. Like, find-new-furniture-and-rearrange-the-bedroom kind of into Legos. Her choice for this year's party theme was obvious: The Lego Movie. Unfortunately, there are no Lego Movie themed party supplies. So it was up to me to use some creativity (Pinterest) and make my own.
Unlike previous years, we out-sourced our party to a local bounce house. They provided plates, cups, napkins and cutlery so we were off the hook there. All I had to do was favors.
Unlike previous years, we out-sourced our party to a local bounce house. They provided plates, cups, napkins and cutlery so we were off the hook there. All I had to do was favors.
Favor Boxes
Needed:
- I found these colorful boxes on amazon.
- Colored construction paper (as you can see, I had a hard time matching the colors exactly. By the time I realized I didn't have bright enough paper, it was too late and I had to make do.) Try to find bright construction paper that includes blue, purple, orange, yellow, green and red.
- 1.5" circles cut from construction paper - six for each box. I have a squeeze punch like this.
- Black marker - I used a sharpie.
- Glue (I used hot glue as it seemed to stick better on the surface of the boxes.)
Now for the favors.
Marshmallow Lego Heads
Needed:
- Big marshmallows
- Mini marshmallows
- 6" lollipop sticks
- Yellow candy melts *I linked amazon but you can get these much cheaper at Michaels or Joanns
- Black or chocolate candy melts *same as above
- Fork or spoon
- Wax paper
- Clean scissors
- Baking tray
- Thin paintbrush that you won't mind tossing out after use
- Styrofoam disk
Steps
- Cover tray in a sheet of wax paper.
- Melt yellow candy melts according to directions on package.
- Take one big marshmallow and insert a lollipop stick in the middle of one of the flat ends.
- Dip into the melted yellow candy melts and twirl until evenly coated. Don't worry about coating the top end just yet, but be sure you get the end with the stick coming out of it well. I find using the fork or spoon to scoop some of the candy where you need it helps.
- Place on wax paper covered tray.
- Repeat until you have as many as you need, and stick in the freezer for a good 10 minutes to set. If needed, remelt the yellow candy melts. When the "heads" are hard, it's time to add the "studs" to the tops.
- Take a mini marshmallow and cut it in half. This kind of distorts the shape a bit, but they're easy to squish back into a round shape.
- Dip the top of the big marshmallow pop into the candy melt and stick the half mini marshmallow on. Then cover the mini marshmallow in candy melt.
- Place in the styrofoam block and repeat until you're done. Then stick them back in the freezer for 10 minutes or so.
- Melt the chocolate or black candy melts according to instructions. (In the post I found this idea on, it said to use an edible marker to draw the faces on, I couldn't get that to work and thankfully I had chocolate candy melts leftover from some other party.)
- Here you can use your creativity. I painted on pirate faces and nerdy faces, etc. Enjoy.
The Kragel
Needed:
- B'loonies
- A printer
- Paper
- Elmers glue
- Scotch tape
- Paintbrush
- Scissors
Steps:
- I made a picture.
You can go ahead and save it to your computer. - Now, open up word or whatever word processor you have. Make that picture 1 1/2" by 1 3/4".
- Cut
- Now dip the paintbrush in the glue and paint the outside of the b'loonies label
- Attach the Kragel label and wrap around the tube. To secure the end I painted more glue along it.
- When that's dry, take the pink tube and fasten it to the side with tape.
Benny's Spaceships
Needed:
- These Foam Rocket Launcher sets off amazon.
- You can make a little label or not.
Unikitty's Horn
I just found these Marpoles at Wegmans and thought they looked very Unikitty-ish.
Lego Crayons
Needed:
- I found these molds on amazon
- Crayons (my kids always have tons - the hardest part is matching the colors!)
- Baking tray
- Oven
- Toothpicks
- Fridge or freezer
Steps:
- Preheat the oven to 250* F
- Break up crayons to fit in the molds. I found that each block mold took about 2 1/2 crayons broken into halves. The Lego guys only used one crayon each. **If you need to unwrap crayons from the paper, I found taking a butter knife and slicing vertically down the wrapper usually gets it off in one pull.
- Put the molds on the cookie tray (the molds are silicone and bend easily. I spilled wax all over the bottom of my oven and it was messy!!!)
- Stick the pan in the oven and let "bake" for 10-15 minutes. The Lego guys melt faster.
- When you pull them out, use the toothpicks to stir them each mold up a little to make sure the color doesn't separate. Some of mine looked pretty strange!
- Stick the pan in the freezer for 20 minutes or so and then pull each crayon out.
That's it!
Now for the Birthday Girl, I found a really cute dress on Etsy and the lady was so nice and the dress is so cute I decided to link it and show a picture of my girl in hers.
Thursday, October 23, 2014
He's a cat!
Look at him. Seriously. Look at that adorable little bastard. He's so fat, but he wants to be in the box, so in the box he is.
That's Sammy. AKA Sammers, The Notorious S.A.M, Sammalammadingdong, Sammerdo, and sometimes, Jerkface Magee.
Sammy is 11. Not super old for a cat. Certainly not old enough that I thought he'd be dealing with serious health issues. But there it it. Last month I noticed he'd lost a good bit of weight. He's been a big guy all his life, at one point topping the scales at 20lbs, so for me to be able to feel, well, any of his bones, I knew it wasn't a good sign. He wasn't eating either, which has happened exactly zero times for him.
To the vet we went, where we learned he'd lost 3 lbs in a month (he'd had his checkup the month prior). Bloodwork was run and we discovered his liver wasn't functioning well. We started antibiotics and liver supplements and I began feeding him wet food. With an appetite stimulant, he began eating once more. In two weeks, I felt he'd gotten better. I could no longer feel his hip bones and eat vertebrae. We took more blood and learned that, while still not in the normal range by far, his liver was working better.
I thought we were out of the woods, but he's stopped eating again. Hepatic Lipidosis is what we're deciding on. His fatness has worked against him in life despite my best efforts to get him to lose weight.
So what do we do now? I have two kids, I stay home. We can't afford to spend ridiculous amounts of money on him. After all, he's just a cat, right?
Nope. When I look at that big lug in the picture up there, and even the relatively skinny one who sits behind me on the couch (that he knows he isn't allowed on but also knows because he's sick he can get away with it), I see my buddy.
I fostered Sammy and his litter of five kittens when they were 6 weeks old. A woman came into the animal rescue I volunteered for, while my husband was on his firs deployment, and told me her husband threatened to drown the kittens if she didn't find a home for them. I'm a sucker when it comes to animals in need. So even though I already had two cats, and even though there was a strict two-pet limit in my one-bedroom apartment, I took Sammy and his four siblings home.
Toby, Chloe, Twinkie, Lucky, and Sammy. They were tiny little bundles of fear and fur. I remember having to bathe them as soon as I brought them home. One woman giving five kittens a bath. I'll give you a minute to imagine that.
Yes. It was a challenge. Their claws were sharp, their voices loud, their eyes were gunked over from conjunctivitis. Two of them, Sammy and Twinkie - the two littlest - somehow crawled underneath the cabinets and I had to entice them with food to emerge. Oh, did I mention the fleas? Yeah. They had those too.
I loved every minute of it. I kept them in a big dog kennel when I was not home or asleep because kitten tornadoes can be quite destructive when not watched. They would play and play and play and then pass out in a giant puddle of kitty. Cutest puddle around. My older cats even got into playing with them. My best buddy, Al (a cat I grew up with) would hold them down and clean their ears.
The Hubbs came home to a house with 7 cats. He wasn't super thrilled, but... hello? Kittens! Who can stay mad?
One by one, the gang were adopted. All but Sammerton. He was mine for keeps.
Over the next few years, he became my buddy. Endless entertainment. His weight grew higher and higher. He was always so sweet. He'd come to me when I was sad. He and my other kitty, Patches (Al had long since passed on) gave me someone to take care of while The Hubbs got deployed one and then two more times. Sam has moved with us four times. He's been through both pregnancies and my girls have always known him. He taught them both on different occasions why you don't pull cat's tails.
He snores, he sometimes drools, he sleeps on his back, he likes to sleep on my pillow (while my head is still on it), he is inexplicably good at photobombing, he's lazy, and can be a real asshole sometimes. He doesn't take shit from anyone and isn't afraid of the dogs or the kids or... really anything. Sammy does what Sammy wants, and I absolutely love that about him.
Yes. He is a cat, but he's not just a cat. He's my buddy, my Sammers, my responsibility. I will do everything I can to keep him happy and comfortable for as long as he lives.
That's Sammy. AKA Sammers, The Notorious S.A.M, Sammalammadingdong, Sammerdo, and sometimes, Jerkface Magee.
Sammy is 11. Not super old for a cat. Certainly not old enough that I thought he'd be dealing with serious health issues. But there it it. Last month I noticed he'd lost a good bit of weight. He's been a big guy all his life, at one point topping the scales at 20lbs, so for me to be able to feel, well, any of his bones, I knew it wasn't a good sign. He wasn't eating either, which has happened exactly zero times for him.
To the vet we went, where we learned he'd lost 3 lbs in a month (he'd had his checkup the month prior). Bloodwork was run and we discovered his liver wasn't functioning well. We started antibiotics and liver supplements and I began feeding him wet food. With an appetite stimulant, he began eating once more. In two weeks, I felt he'd gotten better. I could no longer feel his hip bones and eat vertebrae. We took more blood and learned that, while still not in the normal range by far, his liver was working better.
I thought we were out of the woods, but he's stopped eating again. Hepatic Lipidosis is what we're deciding on. His fatness has worked against him in life despite my best efforts to get him to lose weight.
So what do we do now? I have two kids, I stay home. We can't afford to spend ridiculous amounts of money on him. After all, he's just a cat, right?
Nope. When I look at that big lug in the picture up there, and even the relatively skinny one who sits behind me on the couch (that he knows he isn't allowed on but also knows because he's sick he can get away with it), I see my buddy.
I fostered Sammy and his litter of five kittens when they were 6 weeks old. A woman came into the animal rescue I volunteered for, while my husband was on his firs deployment, and told me her husband threatened to drown the kittens if she didn't find a home for them. I'm a sucker when it comes to animals in need. So even though I already had two cats, and even though there was a strict two-pet limit in my one-bedroom apartment, I took Sammy and his four siblings home.
Toby, Chloe, Twinkie, Lucky, and Sammy. They were tiny little bundles of fear and fur. I remember having to bathe them as soon as I brought them home. One woman giving five kittens a bath. I'll give you a minute to imagine that.
Yes. It was a challenge. Their claws were sharp, their voices loud, their eyes were gunked over from conjunctivitis. Two of them, Sammy and Twinkie - the two littlest - somehow crawled underneath the cabinets and I had to entice them with food to emerge. Oh, did I mention the fleas? Yeah. They had those too.
I loved every minute of it. I kept them in a big dog kennel when I was not home or asleep because kitten tornadoes can be quite destructive when not watched. They would play and play and play and then pass out in a giant puddle of kitty. Cutest puddle around. My older cats even got into playing with them. My best buddy, Al (a cat I grew up with) would hold them down and clean their ears.
The Hubbs came home to a house with 7 cats. He wasn't super thrilled, but... hello? Kittens! Who can stay mad?
One by one, the gang were adopted. All but Sammerton. He was mine for keeps.
He snores, he sometimes drools, he sleeps on his back, he likes to sleep on my pillow (while my head is still on it), he is inexplicably good at photobombing, he's lazy, and can be a real asshole sometimes. He doesn't take shit from anyone and isn't afraid of the dogs or the kids or... really anything. Sammy does what Sammy wants, and I absolutely love that about him.
Yes. He is a cat, but he's not just a cat. He's my buddy, my Sammers, my responsibility. I will do everything I can to keep him happy and comfortable for as long as he lives.
Monday, October 6, 2014
Bubble Guppies Birthday! (or Underwater theme)
Decorations:
*Banner
I made the banner with ipiccy.com and various pics from the interwebz. Printed it out, cut around them, hole punched in each top corner, then strung ribbon through. Super easy to do.
Needed:
- Computer with internet access
- Basic idea of how to work picture editing sites like www.ipiccy.com or www.picmonkey.com.
- Printer with color ink
- Printer paper
- Ribbon
- Hole Punch
*Bubbles
I blew up light and dark blue balloons and taped them all over the ceiling. I didn't get any pics because I forgot (too busy with the party).
*Seaweed
Didn't get any pics of this, either, so this isn't from our party
Pretty easy to do with green streamers.
Food:
*Shark Fruit Salad
This didn't turn out as cute as the one I saw on Pinterest. I think the mouth was too big for his face. But everyone got the idea and the point was made.
Needed:
- Watermelon
- Grapes
- Strawberries
- Knife
- Tray
- Two toothpicks
- Blue Tissue Paper (if desired)
Steps:
- Cut the base of the watermelon and scoop out the insides. I used a melon baller. Because I'm a baller.
- Then flip empty watermelon shell over onto the tray and cut the hole for the mouth, including jagged edges for the teeth.
- Gently cut the dark part of the rind off each tooth.
- Refill the melon with watermelon, grapes, and strawberries.
- Take 2 grapes and two toothpicks to use for eyes.
- My melon was less than perfect on the outside. To hide the scratches, and sop up some of the juice, I cut blue tissue paper to look like "waves" and wrapped it around the base.
*Octopus Veggie Tray
We had a LOOOOT of sugary snacks. The veggies were a welcome addition to the sugar overload.
Needed:
- Veggies of your choice
- Veggie tray - preferably one with the middle bowl for dip
- Veggie dip of your choice
- One orange pepper
- Two grapes
- Two toothpicks
Steps:
- Wash all vegetables
- Fill center dip bowl
- Cut up and place all veggies except the orange pepper
- Cut the top off of the pepper
- Remove seeds
- Make even slices up the sides of the pepper, creating 8 legs. I used only the front for legs and cut the back off entirely so it would lay right.
- Take 2 grapes and 2 toothpicks to make the eyes.
*"Sushi"
These were messy to make. Twinkies are sticky. The kids enjoyed them, and parents got to once again try to remember why Twinkies are such a big deal.
Needed:
- Ten Twinkies
- Fruit by the Foot
- Mini Swedish Fish
Steps:
- Cut the ends off each Twinkie and slice into thirds.
- Wrap each 1/3 of Twinkie in Fruit by the Foot. (The outside of the Twinkies are sticky enough that you shouldn't need it, but you can use frosting if you're having trouble getting the FbtF to stay on the Twinkie.)
- Place one Swedish Fish at the center of each 1/3 Twinkie.
*Clams
Easy, cute, and yummy.
Needed:
- Nilla Wafers
- White Sixlets (can also be found at Joann's, most craft stores and Party City.
- Icing (I used leftovers of the buttercream icing from the cake - I'll post that recipe below) in tubes - you could also just buy the premade icing.
Steps:
- Take one Nilla Wafer and squirt a glob of icing on the bottom, slightly off center, then a dab of icing at the opposite side.
- Place a sixlet in the glob of icing.
- Take second Nilla Wafer and put the base in the dab on the back, gently laying it over the "pearl."
*Fishbowl Marshmallows
I am just in love with the way these turned out. We hardly had any left after the party.
Needed:
- Goldfish
- Large Marshmallows
- Lollipop Sticks
- Blue Candy Melts (Can also be found at any craft store, some grocery stores, and Party City)
- White, round sprinkles (Can also be found at the places I listed above)
- Graham Crackers
- Wax Paper
- Tray
Steps:
- Melt the candy melts in the microwave.
- Crush up graham crackers.
- Stick marshmallow on lollipop sticks.
- Dip marshmallow in the melted candy (be careful it isn't too thick or the marshmallow might fall into the bowl. I used a spoon to spread the candy evenly and make a smooth edge.)
- Dip bottom of the candy-coated marshmallow in the graham cracker crumbs.
- Place on wax paper covered tray.
- Stick one goldfish firmly on the side of the marshmallow.
- Take 3 sprinkles and place above the fish's mouth.
- The candy should be hard in 15 minutes or so, but you can always put them in the fridge or freezer to speed up the process.
*Fish 'n Chips
An easy, silly idea for one more snack.
Needed:
- 1 bag of potato chips
- 1 bag of Swedish Fish
- 1 bowl
Steps:
- Mix potato chips with Swedish Fish (duh.)
*The Cake
Needed:
- 16 inch round cake pan
- 9 inch round cake pan
- Two boxes of cake mix
- 4 cups of powdered sugar
- 1 cup Crisco
- 1 cup butter (2 sticks)
- 4 tablespoons milk
- 2 teaspoons vanilla extract
- 1 teaspoon salt
- Swedish Fish
- Graham Cracker Crumbs
- Bubble Guppies Toys
- Blue & Green Food Coloring
- Icing bag and coupler
- Round decorating icing tip
Steps:
- Mix one box of cake batter as directed.
- Pour into greased 16 inch pan and bake as directed.
- When it's finished, stick pan in freezer to cool. This helps keep it moist.
- Mix second box of cake batter as directed.
- Pour into greased 9 inch pan and bake as directed.
- Stick pan in freezer. Time to make the icing.
- Put 4 cups of powdered sugar, 1 cup of crisco, 2 stick of softened butter (I use salted), 4 tbsp of milk, 2 tsp of vanilla extract, and 1 tsp salt in a bowl and mix well.
- Check 16 inch cake to be sure it's cooled and then flip over on cake tray.
- Spread icing (using white is fine) evenly over the entire base, then sprinkle graham cracker crumbs, covering the whole thing.
- Separate the remaining icing into two bowls - about 1/3 to 2/3 ratio. Mix green food coloring into the lesser one and blue into the other. Put the green icing into the icing bag.
- Check 9 inch cake to be sure it's cooled. Flip over onto center of the 16 inch cake.
- Using a serrated knife, slice the top of the 9 inch cake to be sure it's flat.
- Ice entirely in blue icing.
- Make green "seaweed" with the green icing.
- Decorate with Swedish Fish, Bubble Guppies toys, and white sprinkles (the ones you used in the Fishbowl Marshmallows)
Favors:
*Bucket
For the "bags" I used buckets. I tried to find sand pails, but Party City didn't have enough, and with it being the end of the season, I couldn't find them anywhere else. I think it still worked.
*Sea Creature Lollipops
My husband just loves making these candy melt lollipops. I gave him a challenge this time.
There were other shapes too. There is also a fish and a sea star but dumb me forgot to take pics before the party, so these were the extras left.
Needed:
- Sea Creature Lollipop Mold
- Orange, Yellow, Gray, Green, Brown, Blue, White, and Black candy melts. Craft stores have all these colors.
- Lollipop sticks
- Lollipop Bags and twisty ties (or you could just buy this and get them together)
- A small paintbrush
- Patience!!
Steps:
You basically have to do each and every color after the other dries. It doesn't take long, but can be frustrating.
*Fish Food
Needed:
- Computer (I made the labels on www.ipiccy.com)
- Printer
- Printer paper (I find a nice, thicker paper is best)
- Stapler
- Clear baggies, like this
- M&Ms
Steps
- Make labels and print.
- Cut each label with an equal amount of white space at the top of the picture.
- Fill baggie
- Fold label over the baggie - I find it's easiest to seal if you fold the top of the baggie a bit too.
- Staple
*Goldfish
Needed:
Needed:
*Octopops
Needed:
- Various colored tissue paper
- Various colored pipe cleaners
- DumDum lollipops
- Sharpie
- Glue
- Small Googly Eyes
Steps:
- Cut a small bit of tissue paper in a square and wrap around the lollipop wrapper.
- Cut an inch off of 4 pipe cleaners, then wrap them each around the base of the lollipop.
- Use sharpie to make a mouth
- Put a tiny amount of glue on each googly eye and paste.
*Bubbles
Needed:
- Small container of bubbles
- Computer (again, I made the labels on www.ipiccy.com)
- Printer
- Printer paper (thinner paper here)
- Hot Glue Gun (I didn't get to use it nearly enough with this party!)
Steps:
- Print labels (for these bubbles, they were approximately 1" tall and 3" long)
- Cut labels
- Glue labels on
All in all, it was a blast to prepare. E had a great time, and even A and the other older kids enjoyed some of the silly stuff.
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